Category Archives: Print media

Jessica ‘Simspon’ Sells Her Daughter to ‘People en Español’ –Or Something Like That

Author: Mi blog es tu blog
May
02
2012

Judging by this headline in “Spanish,” Jessica Simspon [SIC] just had a daughter who happens to be a “bienvendida”
LOL… LOL..
Have these people ever heard about these underpaid and under appreciated professionals known … Read More »

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And Speaking of Clothing and Talented Latinas….

Author: Mi blog es tu blog
Mar
19
2012

There are those who don’t really need to wear jeans –or much else for that matter– to get ahead.

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A Valentine’s Gift That Will Make Your Girlfriend Wrap Her Legs -Not Arms- Around Your Neck

Author: Mi blog es tu blog
Feb
14
2012

The creators of the Partner ES900, a portable translator that would seduce your girlfriend into opening her legs, are back at it, with a new marketing blitz pitching the device as the sole “linguistic method” that would make your girl wrap her legs -and not her arms- around your neck. [Click photo to enlarge.] This [...] Read More »

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Unshocking Revelation: Rich Latin Americans Have Maids [Black, Indian, Same Difference]

Author: Mi blog es tu blog
Dec
06
2011

It is so interesting when news of racism outside the U.S. reach the U.S., simply because it is a historically-charged, sensitive issue. The picture above -first published in HOLA! magazine, has reportedly caused some “outrage” in several media outlets, mainly because of the presence of two maids in the background. The outrage, as I understand [...] Read More »

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Happy Thanksgiving, Immigrant America!

Author: Mi blog es tu blog
Nov
23
2011

Via The New Yorker
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Today in Hispanic Media: Penis’ Sizes and Stuff

Author: Mi blog es tu blog
Jul
08
2011

Hat tip (NO PUN INTENDED:) José Simián
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Quick! Get Your Copy of ‘Gente Latina’ so You’ll be Able to Shoot me an Email

Author: Mi blog es tu blog
Jun
22
2011

Hispanic print media continues to impress me beyond words. This time, the June edition of Gente Latina brings readers some super valuable information, such as How to send an email, which is like, super cool, because as everybody knows we Latinos like to communicate with each other using telegrams, postcards, sign language, smoke signals and the like.   Read More »

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Is Obama Dead or Still at Large?

Author: Mi blog es tu blog
May
03
2011

Somebody is going to have to help this over-informed blogger. On the one hand, a newspaper in Ciudad Victoria, Tamaulipas is telling me the U.S. has killed Obama. But some “journalist” on this side of the border, informs me Obama bin Laden is still at large. Can somebody please clarify? I am very confundida Hat [...] Read More »

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A Latina Has been Named the World’s Most Beautiful Woman. [And No, it's Not Me]

Author: Mi blog es tu blog
Apr
13
2011

This is getting annoying: Not content with snubbing me for its 15 Most Influential Hispanics edition, Time Inc.-owned People magazine this year failed to consider this blogger among the candidates to the title of the Most Beautiful Woman in the Whole Wide World, picking instead ubiquitous Jennifer Lopez, which really, is like… Are you guys serious?!! I [...] Read More »

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Friday Headlines That Just Make my Day

Author: Mi blog es tu blog
Apr
08
2011

Turns out her corporate boardroom expertise was not enough for Cathie Black to last longer than three months at the helm of the New York City’s School Chancellor.
The above photo and accompanying headline just says it all.
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