Category Archives: Immigration

Latino Business Owners in NYC Would Do Anything to Please their Clientele

New around town? Just visit any local bodega, restaurant, hairdresser or cafetería, and you’ll find a hard-working Latino willing to do anything [I mean, ANYTHING] for you to feel at ease… Heck, they will even force their “employes… Read More »

Sheriff Arpaio is a Pretty Nice Guy, Says Arpaio

This is plain hilarious.
Watch Sheriff Arpaio tell Jorge Ramos he is actually a pretty nice guy, because he has lived in Mexico City, Texas and South America.
P.S. I also love the way Ramos says the word findings… it makes me want to squeeze his… Read More »

Romney is NOT Mexican, But He Wouldn’t Mind Univision Spreading the Word Out

As everybody knows by now, Univision’s Jorge Ramos this week sat down with both Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney to discuss some issues relevant to the Latino voter, for example, when and how are they going to bomb Cuba and kill the Castros. However, this blogger’s favorite moment came when Romney denied being Mexican-American, but [...] Read More »

Attention, Hispanic Worshippers; Now You Can Pray at a Hispanic Church

There is nothing like a Sunday at a Hispanic church, before enjoying a Hispanic meal complete with Hispanic mayonnaise, Hispanic tuna and a good, healthy Hispanic lettuce.
Have a wonderful Hispanic Sunday!
Photo: @garsiknews taken in Washington, D.C… Read More »

Will You Help Me -and Burro Hall- Raise Some Money to Buy BoycottAbsolute.com?

Dear friends, followers and supporters: This blogger is hereby joining forces with Burro Hall to make a bid for the “valuable assets” of the soon-to-be-doomed Americans for [sic] Legal Immigration organization, which, as we sadly learned today, is heading towards bankruptcy. Per an urgent bulletin (LOL) first posted on Burro Hall: We are sorry to report that for [...] Read More »

Will You Help Me -and Burro Hall- Raise Some Money to Buy BoycottAbsolute.com?

Dear friends, followers and supporters: This blogger is hereby joining forces with Burro Hall to make a bid for the “valuable assets” of the soon-to-be-doomed Americans for [sic] Legal Immigration organization, which, as we sadly learned today, is heading towards bankruptcy. Per an urgent bulletin (LOL) first posted on Burro Hall: We are sorry to report that for [...] Read More »

Happy Thanksgiving, Immigrant America!

Via The New Yorker
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How do you Say ‘Plum Tomato’ in U.S. Spanish?

One of the most beautiful things about language is that it manages to re-invent itself, transforming the names of otherwise unpronounceable stuff into things we (phonetic-language-speaking people) can understand -and pronounce properly. How else would you explain the wonderful transformation of “plum tomato” to plontomero? I don’t know you but these plontomeros would be delicious in [...] Read More »

What to Call a Mexican Ice Cream Chain in New York

If you are remotely familiar with La Michoacana, and its über successful chain of ice cream parlors throughout Mexico, you’d understand why this is one of the most brilliant monikers, like, ever.
Photo: Laura Martínez. Chelsea, NYC. June 26 (G… Read More »

John McCain Wants You to Know Immigrants are not Only Evil, They are Also Arsonists

Next time you want to blame God for your misfortunes, you might want to turn to undocumented immigrants instead. After all, that might be more convenient and will eventually make you feel better for not spitting all over God and stuff. Ask Senator John McCain, of Arizona, who pretty much thinks undocumented immigrants should be [...] Read More »