- Mexico City and the Argentinian Patagonia go legal gay, ruining marriage for good Catholics. (LAT, USA Today)
- Latin America needs to fight the capitalist-imperialists pigs to survive 2010. (The Guardian)
- Latin America needs to watch more cartoons in English to survive 2010. (Chicago Tribune)
- Move over Latin American Catholics, the Protestants are coming down. (CSM)
- Fidel: Obama’s friendly, African-American face masks his sinister intentions to control LA. (NYT)
- Unsupervised Mexican teens, flooding the US to take the real Americans’ jobs, get sold as slaves. (El Universal)
- Mexican women fight recession by donning new red underwear in new year’s eve. (WP)